Kiddie Pool Thoughts

My age and job say I'm an adult, but since neither of them would benefit me from opening my mouth and saying something stupid at the wrong time to the wrong person, I figure I'd let out my shallowness and ditzyness here to maybe allow me to keep my adult card.

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Fri Dec 19

The 2000s: Officially Over.

unicornfandance:

jennifur85:

maura:

MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink, as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.

I feel like I just read my own obituary.

NO MORE GLITTER JUICE? WHAT THE FUCK WORLD?

There will be glitter juice, just not sure how glittery it will be w/o the caffeine. http://www.kimatv.com/news/business/36440589.html